this girl telling me not to eat my cake because i don’t want my thighs to touch
they won’t be touching with your man between them
Worth reblogging. Sorrynotsorry.
Hahaha awesome
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I'm a little eclectic, can't you tell? 8D
this girl telling me not to eat my cake because i don’t want my thighs to touch
they won’t be touching with your man between them
Worth reblogging. Sorrynotsorry.
Hahaha awesome
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horny has become less of a mood for me and more of a personality trait
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YOU HAVE A SECOND CHANCE TO BE IN A TOTALLY SECRET CLUB
- no following to enter
- just reblog
- you will be messaged if chosen
- no one will know who’s in it or who the creator is
DO NOT CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT THIS POST
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Have you ever wondered what would happen if you lit a whole pack of birthday candles at once? Because I did
That is the most metal looking cupcake ever
lol
We did a test round with our (improved) cosplays and we’re both about 90% finished with them! There are a few little details we’re still going to add/improve but yes, first time out in the city in these cosplays. Yes, we of course went to Nintendo World.
There are more photos to come, but here are these ones for now.
Myself (Von) - Akuroma/Colress.
Haku - N Harmonia.
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Artist: Dpik
Close enough…?
BAHAHA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LITERALLY THE SAME THING.
HE TIED A PIKACHU TO IT
I can’t. I just, I laughed so hard. All of this, is so much win.
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she has to be doin a lot of other drugs if her fuckin dog is talkin to her
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