I'm in the Fender Family

$3.25. $3.25. $3.25 TO SEE THE BEATLES

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gingermapoftasmania:

“If someone is hitting on you, tell a manager and they will lock you up in the back room until said offender goes away.”

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talesfrombeneathyourmom:

i’m pretty sure if you were a cashier at a grocery store or something and mark was checking out at your register he wouldn’t leave until you acknowledged who he was he’d just stare you down and say don’t you know who i am i’m mark hoppus

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theinternetsuckstoday:

What everyone thought the movie Battleship would be

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catatonics:

Have you ever been so completely fucking out of your mind for someone, that doesn’t care about you at all

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iwritesinsnotfanfiction:

what if ke$ha had an evil british twin named ke£ha

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frackyvengero:

I SAW WHERE COOKIES WEREN’T

AND SAID

NO

THIS WILL NOT DO

THIS WILL NOT DO

I MADE MY OWN FOOD WITH SCIENCE.

Every time I see this on my dash I smile.

Cookies are fucking goddamn delicious.

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lynndelacruz:

You know what’s really weird? The fact that you’ll never actually be able to see yourself in real life. Like you can see yourself in mirrors and reflections but you’ll never in your life see what you really look like.

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saccharinesylph:

theidolofheart:

Guys I’m scared.

My dad came home and told me my step sister has been missing for hours.

Lately my stepsister was just going to let herself fail homeschool, she didn’t care. This girl last year also had a serious cutting problem and tried to kill herself twice. She had to go to a center for a while. But she was starting to become disattached from a lot of things I noticed. I guess today she bitched out my stepmom and told her to leave and everything, and my stepmom had a doctor’s appt anyway [she’s pretty sick]. So then Tori my stepsis was alone in her house. She put her dog in the bathroom, dug through her bag for sometihng and took only her phone and a razor blade. She sent some goodbye emails, but didn’t respond to anyone. She turned her phone off so it can’t be tracked. Police are searching and so are helicopters. It’s on the news and we’re just.. hoping it’ll be okay.

Just.. if you guys can pray, send best wishes do whatever.

Please, I just want her to be found.

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IF ANYONE LIVES IN THE COLUMBUS OHIO AREA PLEASE HELP

MY STEPSISTER, TORI GILLIS, HAS BEEN MISSING SINCE AROUND 2:30 PM THIS AFTERNOON. SHE IS TRAVELING ON FOOT, WITH NOTHING BUT A CELL PHONE AND A RAZOR BLADE WITH HER. IT IS BELIEVED THAT SHE HAS INTENTIONS OF HARMING HERSELF. LAST REPORTED SIGHTING OF HER WAS AROUND 3PM NEAR MEMORIAL MIDDLE SCHOOL IN HILLIARD OHIO.

IF YOU SEE THIS GIRL, PLEASE CALL THE POLICE RIGHT AWAY.

ANYONE, IF YOU CAN SIGNAL BOOST, PLEASE DO.

PLEASE HELP ME FIND MY SISTER

A rare signal boost from me. Please help.

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